Oh, the small talk! I don't like it at all. "How was your Christmas?" I should've lied and said that it was the best ever and that I got a pony and a car. No, a yacht! I got a yacht for Christmas, everyone. And none of you are allowed on it because I am amazing. My pony is the only one allowed on! HA HA HA!
This is pathetic. I'm talking to Christina and she's goin' on and on about how her Christmas is. I really should bother her about e-Commerce but I know she'll end up bitching at me. I really don't need that right now.
I'm watching True Life: I'm a binge eater or whatever and it's making me want some fucking salad. Is that weird? I fucking love salad so much. You can add pretty much anything to it. My perfect salad: spinach, romaine lettuce, tomato wedges or pieces, sharp cheddar cheese, monteray jack cheese, celery, radishes, radicchio, chopped cauliflower, shredded carrots. WITH! either french dressing or Newman's light balsamic vinaigrette.
I'm typing this while salivating. Oh, and now "True Life: I'm addicted to food" is on. Oh god, I might throw up. I want salad now! I really need to change my eating habits. Pleas, please, please.
This is pathetic. I'm talking to Christina and she's goin' on and on about how her Christmas is. I really should bother her about e-Commerce but I know she'll end up bitching at me. I really don't need that right now.
I'm watching True Life: I'm a binge eater or whatever and it's making me want some fucking salad. Is that weird? I fucking love salad so much. You can add pretty much anything to it. My perfect salad: spinach, romaine lettuce, tomato wedges or pieces, sharp cheddar cheese, monteray jack cheese, celery, radishes, radicchio, chopped cauliflower, shredded carrots. WITH! either french dressing or Newman's light balsamic vinaigrette.
I'm typing this while salivating. Oh, and now "True Life: I'm addicted to food" is on. Oh god, I might throw up. I want salad now! I really need to change my eating habits. Pleas, please, please.
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